Have a sexy Thanksgiving America.
Yeah, there is no scientific basis for this hypothesis but, as usual, I will proceed undaunted. Here is what I am basing this on:
- Unless you are an ingrate, you should reward your significant other with a few orgasms after they slaved in the kitchen for hours preparing an awesome Thanksgiving feast for you.
- Any woman who cooks for me has a serious shot once I wake from my tryptophan induced turkey coma . . . and an even better one if she doesn’t wait for me to wake up.
- After dinner, the chances are good that your partner will have their pants undone or completely removed, or be wearing stretchy pants which are easy to remove.
- If you helped preparing, serving, or cleaning up after the meal, you are in.
- Copious amounts of wine are sometimes consumed by the cooks to make this massive undertaking less of a chore. It’s pantie-peeler, especially when you paid attention to #4.
Enjoy your holiday and I hope you get some.