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Relationship Advice – If I selected cars like I do women . . .

Have you ever wondered if authorities on relationships and human behavior ever have relationship troubles?

We most definitely do!

One of the first things we do when our hearts get trampled on is focus on not losing our sense of humor. So on that note . . .

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Nope! The maintenance is too high.

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Nice but maybe something older.

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She is okay I guess, but not quite what I had in mind. Let’s keep looking.

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She’s a beauty. With a little work she’ll be wonderful. I think I’m in love.

Don’t be like E. A., buy his book Ms. Creant: The Wrong Doers! and save yourself.

I admit it, we are clueless.

It took me four decades, to finally have an inkling. You can get well ahead of the curve by reading Ms. Creant, or you can let time and experience be your teacher. It’s your call; but as one who did it the hard way, I assure you I would have much rather read a book, had one like this existed in my youth.

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Relationship Advice – Turkey Improves Your Sex Life.

Have a sexy Thanksgiving America.

Yeah, there is no scientific basis for this hypothesis but, as usual, I will proceed undaunted. Here is what I am basing this on:

Unless you are an ingrate, you should reward your significant other with a few orgasms after they slaved in the kitchen for hours preparing an awesome Thanksgiving feast for you.
Any woman who cooks for me has a serious shot once I wake from my tryptophan induced turkey coma . . . and an even better one if she doesn’t wait for me to wake up.
After dinner, the chances are good that your partner will have their pants undone or completely removed, or be wearing stretchy pants which are easy to remove.
If you helped preparing, serving, or cleaning up after the meal, you are in.
Copious amounts of wine are sometimes consumed by the cooks to make this massive undertaking less of a chore. It’s pantie-peeler, especially when you paid attention to #4.

Enjoy your holiday and I hope you get some.