I admit it, we are clueless.

It took me four decades, to finally have an inkling. You can get well ahead of the curve by reading Ms. Creant, or you can let time and experience be your teacher. It’s your call; but as one who did it the hard way, I assure you I would have much rather read a book, had one like this existed in my youth.

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Turkey Improves Your Sex Life.

Have a sexy Thanksgiving America.

Yeah, there is no scientific basis for this hypothesis but, as usual, I will proceed undaunted. Here is what I am basing this on:

  1. Unless you are an ingrate, you should reward your significant other with a few orgasms after they slaved in the kitchen for hours preparing an awesome Thanksgiving feast for you.
  2. Any woman who cooks for me has a serious shot once I wake from my tryptophan induced turkey coma . . . and an even better one if she doesn’t wait for me to wake up.
  3. After dinner, the chances are good that your partner will have their pants undone or completely removed, or be wearing stretchy pants which are easy to remove.
  4. If you helped preparing, serving, or cleaning up after the meal, you are in.
  5. Copious amounts of wine are sometimes consumed by the cooks to make this massive undertaking less of a chore. It’s pantie-peeler, especially when you paid attention to #4.

Enjoy your holiday and I hope you get some.

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Greatest Hits Volume 2: Relationship Thoughts

Relationships are complex and absolutely no one person has all the answers.

Understanding human behaviour is a good place to begin. Whether you are healing a broken heart, or just trying to figure out what the hell is going on in your partner’s head, sometimes you have to learn a lesson or nine about yourself before you can begin to understand another.

If you are over forty, you would probably get a kick out of my book. This compilation is for the younger set who, if we believe the reader statistics, are not likely to read a post over 500 words let alone a 100,000 word book. Feel free to copy and share any of these memes if you are into that kind of thing.

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